since the doctors give me jack nothing for advice...

I found this horoscope a few weeks back and it's been lying revered but crumpled on my desk. Thought I'd share. Sometimes the stars are just dead on. With thanks to Rob Breszny.

LEO
It's a perfect time to order a custom-made action figure that looks like you. You'd really
benefit from having a miniature version of yourself to play with. You could dress it in superhero costumes, fantasize scenarios in which it pulls off epic feats, and use it to help you escape the imaginary constraints that have been inhibiting you. But there are other ways that would probably work just as well to free up your bold, adventurous spirit. Maybe you could write a short story starring you as a daredevil. If nothing else, create a sock puppet of yourself.