and the winner is…

Well folks, entries have flooded us here at headquarters, but I'm proud to announce we have chosen a winner. The grand prize winner for the Most Bizarre Reaction to My Pregnancy is…

my sister-in-law who, upon hearing the news, told us to let her know when the baby has a social security number because she'll put him on her life insurance policy.

Thanks to everyone who entered. Play Again. Drink More Coke.